The Complete Antithesis of a Goon

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A tall, dark, hilarious, and blissfully nonchalant Torontonian who suffers from OCD, ADHD, and an unbelievably high capacity for self-sabotage (all of which are self-diagnosed, mind you). If saying less really is saying more; Tumblr is a must.


Imagine waking up next to your spouse and seeing your spouse’s beautiful face in a calm and peaceful manner. 
Imagine getting ready for the day and asking your spouse about which shirt looks better with your outfit.
Imagine having breakfast and asking your spouse, “How was your sleep?”
Imagine washing the dishes and you start spraying water at your spouse using the sink hose.
Imagine chasing and running around with your spouse in the house while laughing hysterically.
Imagine grabbing your spouse gently and then looking deeply into your spouse’s eyes.
Imagine your spouse then gives you the warmest hug ever.
Imagine holding hands and cuddling with your spouse while watching a movie together.
Imagine taking a whiff of your spouse’s beautiful and sweet fragrance.
Imagine your spouse giving you a warm and soft kiss on the cheek and then say, “It’s time for prayer, hun.”
And so on…

Asking if I’m ready for marriage is like asking if I’m ready to be happy with a beautiful person and therefore, I can guarantee you that I am definitely ready.

  Random Xpressions  (via layll)

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thank you,

dear tongue,

for ruining,


(via strivingforeternalbliss)


do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

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Be patient. For what was written for you was written by the greatest of Writers.

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